“Yeah, that’s proper, Zelensky introduced out all of America’s main moments: ‘I’ve a dream,’ 9/11, Mount Rushmore. You already know he was on Wikipedia final night time planning this out: [imitating Zelensky] ‘OK, Pearl Harbor, Boston Tea Get together — ought to I point out Hulk Hogan intercourse tape, possibly?” — TREVOR NOAH
“And by the best way, props to him, I imply he is aware of far more about America than most U.S. senators find out about his nation. Like, are you able to think about how they’d sound in the event that they needed to give an inspiring speech utilizing Ukrainian historical past? [imitating U.S. senator] ‘Uh, folks of Ukraine, keep in mind the imaginative and prescient of your founder — I need to say Daniel Ukraine?’” — TREVOR NOAH
“I’m additionally impressed that Zelensky was capable of dodge so many land mines in his analysis, since you understand this might have gone very incorrect: [imitating Zelensky] ‘And now to 9/11, which as everyone knows from YouTube was inside job. I see you, Bush.’” — TREVOR NOAH
