“Rep. Dan Crenshaw of Texas stated, ‘It does paint the image right here that isn’t correct.’ Thank god, as a result of that image is just too terrible to be actual. I’ve interviewed 80 members of Congress, and I’d have intercourse with two and a half of them. Not on the similar time, in fact — I’m not within the G.O.P.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“This entire group of pro-Trump toadies is simply so bizarre and loathsome, like Texas Senator Ted Cruz, for instance, who, I’m gonna exit on a limb right here, wasn’t invited to the orgy.” — SETH MEYERS
“Oh, please don’t identify names, as a result of all these names go along with faces we all know.” — SETH MEYERS
“Additionally, I bought to say, in the event that they have been having orgies and doing cocaine, I’d truly discover that spectacular. I imply, they’re all 70 and 80 years outdated. In the event you informed me Chuck Grassley was snorting blow and boning nonstop, I’d be like, ‘Rattling, perhaps he’s extra with it than I assumed.’” — SETH MEYERS
A 72-year-old grandmother from the Bronx twerked for Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday’s “Tonight Present.”