“After all, we’ve acquired to get oil from some place else, which is why at this time, Biden checked out Rudy Giuliani and was like, ‘Let’s get you within the sauna, buddy.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“And by chance America produces lots of its personal oil. There’s Texas, there’s Alaska, there’s Rudy Giuliani, nevertheless it’s nonetheless not sufficient.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Like, if this retains up, the following ‘Quick and Livid’ film will happen on public transportation.” — TREVOR NOAH
“That’s proper, gasoline costs had been already on the rise, and with the choice to ban Russian oil, they’re larger than ever earlier than. Gasoline costs are so excessive, the Indy 500 was simply modified to the Indy 5.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Gasoline costs are so excessive, this morning, mother and father had been like: ‘All proper, children, we’re Amish now. Let’s get within the buggy — we’re taking the horse to highschool.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Gasoline costs are so excessive, Individuals are simply filling their vehicles with Crimson Bull and hoping for the perfect.” — JIMMY FALLON
“However on the brilliant aspect, that is the proper excuse to faux you’re going to get again on the bike you purchased mid-pandemic and rode twice.” — JAMES CORDEN
